Betsy Robin Schwartz

I earned my engineering degree by memorizing and manipulating

Ohm's (a man's name possessive) Law:

Volts (a man's name plural) * Amperes (a man's name plural) = Watts (a man's name plural)

I learned it in symbols:

VI = P

I learned it in jargon:

potential difference* current = power

I learned substitutions:

potential difference ÷ resistance = current

I learned transformations:

RI2 = P

IR = E

Then, I learned mnemonic devices:

Rage + Women = Power

and finally knew

the true nature

of electrical

energy.